I apologize in advance for another quick blog about America’s favorite crazy Uncle Albie.
Last night on 60 minutes, they devoted an entire segment to yet another story on how Uncle Albie is going to save us all from the “Global Climate Crisis.”
I swear I saw that same story like 3 months ago. Does he have some kind of appearance contract with CBS?
But whatever… causes are awesome. I think everyone should have at least one…
Here’s the part that absolutely floors me: Continue reading Crazy Uncle Albie
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In spite of all the drivel about American Idol, the WhiteEyebrows blog is now a verified beacon of intellectual stimulation!
(shout out to Tony for the link)
Last night I was listening to a radio report on my way home from work which detailed with tiring accuracy (thanks PBS+NPR) the current reality and possible future eventualities of polar ice melting.
It was a briliant piece of scientific speculation, if I’ve ever heard one. When the words “likely” and “probable” are used more that “does” and “is”, then you know you’ve got a live one.
But it got me thinking; there is no better position to be in than that of an alarmist.
Continue reading I Want to be an Alarmist When I Grow Up
After mulling over the current state of Idol, I am prepared to make another prediction.
This year’s Idol will be….. Continue reading Another Prediction
Paula, what is up with your fingerless black gloves?!?! I’m opposed.
Continue reading Top 10 Reviewed
I was driving to work today and, while stopped at a stoplight, peered in my rearview mirror to see none other than THE Arthur Fonzerelli driving a car directly behind me. Yes, the actor’s real name is Henry Winckler, but I’m not sure if it was actually Henry Winckler back there. All I know is I looked back and saw The Fonz!
Which brings me to today’s subject, coolness.
Continue reading The Fonz and The Theory of Modern Coolness
Last night I was sitting at my piano, pretending to be the Phantom of the Opera, when I heard sirens. I live not too far from a road that the firetrucks often use, so I wasn’t too alarmed, until it sounded like they were getting closer and closer.
Continue reading Disaster on Melvin Drive
I’ve been spending the last 3 days as an exhibitor in a technical theater convention, and let me tell you — it has been a TREAT! The people watching alone was worth the insane price I paid for a table and two chairs in the very back corner of the convention hall.
It’s mostly because of the beards. It’s like the ‘beard’ convention… Continue reading Beard and Ponytail Convention
“Patience is a virtue”. You’ve heard that phrase before right? So have I. I think I must have been born a very impatient person. Continue reading Patience a virtue?